... well, not literally like him. I mean, he is one of the worlds great literary minds and you... well, let's just say you are not quite there yet. But you can use his 5 simple tips to help you out. Tip #5 does have some bad language in it, but since it is a direct quote that somehow makes it okay, right? Just in case, kiddos should close their eyes when reading tip 5 (then master the sound of one hand clapping...).
Hemingway's 5 tips for better writing @ copyblogger